5 endpoints · all $0.01 on Base
Curated on-chain alpha: yield venues, mempool anomalies, and replayable agent trade intents.
A fresh fortune signed with today's on-chain entropy. Cracks open on payment.
A 5-7-5 haiku composed from seasonal fragments. Pass ?topic= to steer it.
A gentle, good-natured roast. Requires ?name= so we know who to roast.
Six lucky numbers with a short interpretation. Seeded by Base block timing for flavor.